Santa Tracked by NORAD, Escorted by Canadian and US Military

Despite having to slow down so our most advanced jets could just keep up with him, Santa has been confirmed by NORAD to be delivering toys to boys and girls around the globe. Did he make any pit stops?


Summary

Christmas Day is here! With families waking up to presents under the tree and stockings full of goodies, the naughty coronavirus did not stop Santa from delivering gifts for all the nice children!

 

reporting from the left side of the aisle

 

  • NBC News detailed the history of NORAD tracking Santa, reporting it began in 1955 when a young girl called a number incorrectly listed in an advertisement, giving the number for a secure line inside the NORAD facility.
  • Dr. Anthony Fauci reported to the nation’s children that coronavirus will not slow Santa now that he has his vaccine, and that the elves and reindeer are naturally immune.
  • Despite getting his vaccine, Santa will still be wearing a mask according to People magazine.

 

 

  • Las Vegas Review-Journal reports that while the coronavirus pandemic has scaled back operations at NORAD, that will not affect Santa-tracking capabilities, as many trackers are working remotely.
  • Santa made his presence known early in England when a cloud that closely resembles Nicholas appeared over the town of Devon on Christmas Eve.
  • According to Fox News, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer plays an important part in tracking and keeping Santa safe: his nose “emits an infrared signature similar to a missile launch” that helps NORAD track the team.

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